ever_neutral | perhaps the whole point of this experiment is HAIR!

listen.

as i've bemoaned 8224 times, i have this overwhelming and excruciating guilt over unfinished memes. so. i have spring-cleaned this journal, and have organised all the unfilled discussion prompts into categories. they are as follows:

wrong!ship awareness meme slots

blogging about fictional characters

television reviews

random shit

under this last category: hair, the subject of this post.

background: ten billion years ago

eowyn_315 requested a picspam of Nina Dobrev's hair. however, rather than limit my hair appreciation i've decided to make like Laura herself and pay respects to hair from various fandoms. with photoshop.

if y'all think you're ready for that action then follow the cut.

but first --

HONOURABLE MENTIONS:

the female cast of Game of Thrones #when good hair happens to bad shows

Reign's hair accessories

all of the female Upper East side plastics on Gossip Girl

Buffy Summers circa season five

Inara Serra's glossy black tresses (most similar in colour to yours truly!!!!)

basically every period show in my intro post

and now the top five, in alphabetical order because i have not the strength to count down

♛ LUCREZIA BORGIA

i actually can't stare directly at these pictures... my cat edited this for me.

♛ ALISHA DANIELS

NATURAL CURLS, MOTHERFUCKER!!1!1!1!!!!!!! fight me.

♛ KATERINA PETROVA

(note: in putting together the above caps i was reminded in full force the dismal quality of this television program's lighting. R.I.H.)

i haven't gone here in 79 billion years and yet, in the name of this post, i was compelled to revisit homeofthenutty's gallery and compile this scant tribute to some of the greatest hair of our time.

hilarious story: Laura actually chose the other doppelganger over the above, with the rationalisation that "Elena's poker-straight hair is just as unattainably gorgeous as her Katherine curls." to that i say:

♛ MARGAERY TYRELL

it was a herculean effort to choose between Margaery and Sansa and queen C, but the Dormer thirst destroys all in its path. :| :| :| :| :| :| :|

:| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|

♛ SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN

y'all were expecting Blair. don't mistake me, my heart says Blair, but... my eyeballs... say otherwise. yes, even with my apathy towards Blake Lively's face. no one is more dismayed than i. i feel unclean in my soul. i will pay for this sin, some moment when i least expect it.

TL;DR 👌 @:

natural curls

if not that, then well-tamed unnatural curls. each time i use a curling iron i feel a dread that can only befit the rebirth of voldemort. (if anyone has any curling hacks hmu.)

elaborate 'dos designed for less homicidal people. see: Lucrezia's twisty braid hairnet bun contraption.

non-beige middle parts

the "completely implausible yet charmingly unkempt" look. see: Serena's veritable MANE. *crosses self*

here endeth the spam. COMMENTS? QUESTIONS? VITRIOLIC DISPUTES? spam your faves that i ignored. peace 'n' blessings.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

VICTORY IS MINE

now that i've got that out of the way.

oho, EVERY fic? IS YOU SURE ABOUT THAT. tell me everything, link yo faves, let us contrast & compare, etc.

i'm so glad you've converted yourself to the church of ot7 ~~so i didn't have to do all the work~~. you have chosen wisely -- Dongwoo and Sungjong are the most reasonable biases tbh. Myungsoo otoh... lol. secret fave for reasons.

"i just want to hear all about ur infinite feelings basically" lol. be careful what you wish for. but listen, now that you're in the pit, it's time for more tl;dr linkage. (LISTEN, I COULD FEELS!VOMIT @ YOU ABOUT ALL THE MEMBERS BUT WHY BOTHER WHEN LAUREN HAS ALREADY SAID EVERYTHING.)

well. i am NOT SURE about that, but i did go through almost their entire ao3 tag, read all of lauren's fics (ofc) and did a good amount of Deep lj searching. LET'S SEE my ao3 bookmarks seem to consist mostly of lirazel, apocalypse fic, and fic about infinite h being exhausted. so. that's fine. i love pain, nothing new. also unipala on lj, i've been reading and re-reading all their shit for a month. PLEASE THOUGH IF YOU HAVE FAVE FAVES PLEASE GIVE THEM TO ME i may have read them, but i am bad at saving things and i probably want to re-read them anyway~

good god, ot7 is a lot. and i am Very Here for any pairing, so.

i love myungsoo sOOOOOoooOOOOooo much, how did i end up this way. so much, my clingy emotional ridiculous BABY. i love them all though tbh, though those three do give me most frequent Feelings. but i really, all of them are a lot (i'm leaving the sungyeol-biased role for mara, she loves noodle boys god bless her soul)

that dancing video is A+++ quality content, i am So Here for myungsoo being ridiculous (and embarassed about it, but not enough to stop. aka his entire life) and howon acting silly <3

"a face like mine is rare" god bless u sungjong

i am Very Glad that the first thing in the woohyun section is about his nose, I LOVE HIS NOSE SO MUCH. but also i can't think too much abt him because i am also Worried about him and ouch

DONGWOO IS THE BEST. DONGWOO IS THE BEST also hottest

SUNGGYU IS VERY INTERESTING, very interesting as a leader i just??? want to write about him maybe and figure him out

thank for that post, that was excellent. also i read through their ship post a while ago when i was just trying to figure infinite out, and that was also excellent

LMFAO, YOU WENT THROUGH THE WHOLE AO3 TAG? you are a stronger soul than i. but i salute you on the Lauren stalking. nor can i fault you on your bookmarking priorities. and YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND - i hereby present to you this memories folder of mine, 90% of which is Infinite for i am a myopic soul. enjoy. suffer. cry.

Myungsoo is a 15 y.o. girl trapped in an adult body which explains well my spiritual connection with him tbh.

("noodle boys" omfgkalj;glksdj;lg)

you're referring to the "come back again" parody, i assume? in any case Myungsoo mocking his own flopness never gets old. (*^▽^*) (*^▽^*) (*^▽^*)

"a face like mine is rare"

did he lie

Woohyun's nose could cut a man, i love it.

but also i can't think too much abt him because i am also Worried about him and ouch

gurl, how do you think it feels having him for a bias. (though Sungyeol is rivalling Woohyun in being Worrisome of late.)

Dongwoo IS the hottest, where are the lies???? yet the kpop world considers him a visual error. mess.

don't tell anyone this, but Sunggyu is lowkey my secret brethren... if we'd gone to the same high school we'd have run in the same crowds, i am 99.5% positive of this. tell no one.

the moral of this story is that Lauren is Yoda.

FUCK YEAH. THANK YOU SO MUCH i can't wait to suffer ♥ ♥ ♥

myungsoo is amazing

(a long and floppy breed of boy, e.g. sehun & yibo)

YES myungsoo mocking his own floppiness w/o hesitation but ALSO with his whole face inside his hood, what a perfect combo of self-aware and embarassed i'm in love

GOD i'm sorry that woohyun is ur bias i can't even imagine. also sungyeol nooOOOo, do i even want to know?? i worry so much

ugh dongwoo is DEFINITELY the hottest i don't understand anything

lmaoooo i am so glad to know that you and sunggyu are bffs. i.... probably would've hung out w/myungsoo tbh. we would've been 15 year old girls together

YOUR SUFFERING IS MY PLEASURE ♥ ♥ ♥

("a long and floppy breed of boy" lajs;doij;dslfj lol sehun)

HONESTLY, IT'S SO HEARTENING THAT MYUNGSOO ALSO CAN'T TAKE HIMSELF SERIOUSLY ♥

lol, no one is sorrier than myself.

you don't want to know but ~~i'll tell you anyway: sungyeol and woohyun are typically the ones with the most alarming body image issues but sungyeol has really worsened in recent times. nothing to see here.~~

i distrust anyone who finds dongwoo ugly. i assume they'll fall into a dumpster eventually.

oh, make no mistake, myungsoo would also have been my brethren in high school. both he and sunggyu fall into the "uncool introverts with artistic leanings" crowd imo. ^_^

perhaps the whole point of this experiment is HAIR!

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