001. it's the cats' world and we're just living in it

[ever_neutral]

And so we commence the December meme of meta!

Of course, what better way to start than with cat worship. For upupa_epops' prompt.

They're highly portable.






And more athletic than you.




Contrary to their haughty exteriors, they can bro it up with any species.




They're highly expressive.





Soft power is their jam.


Human: Listen to me.
Cat: No, listen to me.


They have musical inclinations (my brethren).




And an eye for fashion.






Noses.




They are objectively the best looking house pets and generally speaking one of the best looking species in existence. THEY ARE BETTER LOOKING THAN MOST HUMANS.




Some Vogue bullshit.

Obviously, my cat is the prettiest of them all.



Certainly, he is prettier than 99% of the dudes I know irl. Ugh, men are inferior.


THEY HAVE THEIR OWN GODDESS. YEAH, BITCH.





You will bow.


And finally

Sabrina the teenage witch owned one. Your argument is invalid.



Amen.


Now let's finish with a cat spam.














I rest my case.

Comments

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

I bow to this post. I bow to you. I bow to your cat.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

I should think so.

[horatios.livejournal.com]

You make a thoroughly irrefutable case. Pixie is prettier than all the humans that I know also.

Now I miss my cat. /sigh

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

I'm glad we are of the same mind.

:( /virtual hugs

[horatios.livejournal.com]

We are. HATE.

*clings*

ETA: My reply makes no sense! I forgot about this post and when I saw this I'd imagined that you'd replied to my comment re: the NO!!!TP of Fail. Whooooooops.

Ofc. cats are superior beings ect. ect.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

LOL. I THOUGHT YOU WERE FULL OF HATE ABOUT OUR CAT LOVE AND I WAS SOOOOOO CONFUSED.

Anyway, good.

[horatios.livejournal.com]

LMAO no I am just stoopid at Livejournal. Nothing to see here.

Cats are love, obviously.

[ellensmithee.livejournal.com]

There are not enough cats in this post! I want to see ALL the cats! FAIL.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

Erm.

[ellensmithee.livejournal.com]

It was a joke. ;-)

[molly_may]

Everything here is 100% fact. I will now spend a ridiculous amount of time scrolling through this post again and again so that I can look at all the kitty pictures and gifs.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

\o/ ENJOY.

[stainofmylove.livejournal.com]

This post makes me so happy. Cats are everything the end.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

THE FRENCH KITTY!!!!!

As always, you understand me.

[bogwitch.livejournal.com]

Cat pics are always welcome.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

I am glad they are bogwitch-approved.

[lynnenne]

I kinda hope you posted this on tumblr, because this totally deserves to go viral. And I say that as a dog person.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

LOL no, I don't post things on tumblr. But you are very flattering! I'm pleased you approve, even with your personal inclinations. ;P

[catteo.livejournal.com]

This post is the best post. You have basically just brightened my otherwise fairly grim-looking Monday morning by about a thousand fold. And now my cat is trying to perv on the laptop screen. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

TY! Glad to have improved your day. Cats improve everything in this way.

And now my cat is trying to perv on the laptop screen. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

Don't make me blush.

[silverusagi]

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

[xx-pinkstar.livejournal.com]

so superior tbh, better and more talented than 89% of all people I know. You also forgot their squishy squigy feet which are cuter than 100% of all people I know.

My cat once brought a woodpigeon 3x the size of it and put it outside my door and miowed until I came out to see it, what man could ever top the dedication lbr.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

True, how could I forget such a thing. Perhaps I should edit.

My cat once brought a woodpigeon 3x the size of it and put it outside my door and miowed until I came out to see it, what man could ever top the dedication lbr.

!!!!!!!!!! I bow.

[rosaxx50.livejournal.com]

Damn it Alex the cuteness is killing me.

Your cat is indeed the cutest.

(Well, except for these kittens my brother found on the side of the road a few weeks back but I digress)

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

That was the intention, yes.

You worship my cat appropriately. You may continue your existence.

(!!!!!! Did your brother take them in????)

[ceciliaj.livejournal.com]

omg. when I picture you, I picture salem :)

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

That is literally the most gratifying thing anyone's ever said to me.

[verdant_fire]

yes yes truth. I approve of this post wholeheartedly. Also, I love Abyssinians. imho, they are even more beautiful than the average cat, which is saying something. And yes, I am that breed of nerd that can discuss the merits and faults of various cat breeds, because I have loved cats since I was tiny. But do not speak to me of Persians, Sphinx or Munchkin cats, as they are human perversions of the glory of cat-kind.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

Good to see we are simpatico on this matter as with all matters. And of course you have the most discerning taste re: attractiveness of various cat breeds. Continue.

[next_to_normal]

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

[angearia.livejournal.com]

a good post. yep.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

ty.

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

A KITTENFACE WITH A KITTEN MY HEART!


*ahem*


Once, my ex's very old and wizened kitty (by the name of Trevor may he be terrorizing kitty heaven as we speak) was told that he'd been rather lazy lately. He balefully glared his accuser in the eye and sauntered outside. Minutes later he reappeared with a LIVE bird in his mouth. Set the injured prey on the ground at the foot of the human who dared accused him of being anything less than perfect. And then left the room. For his work was done and naps.

RIP Trevor cat.


((I wish I had pictures of his perfection, but I fear they have all been lost. He was a true hero.))

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

I INCLUDED IT JUST FOR Y'ALL

O_________O and HEE @ Trevor's fabulousness. Respect. May he be king of the kitty afterlife forevermore.

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

Trevor was my first kitty-love. A dark knight of the truest honor. Forever shall he reign.




(ps- THE HEIRS HAS OFFICIALLY DESTROYED ME I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE PLEASE SEND HELP)

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

I AM HERE

WHAT HAPPENED

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

I JUST FINISHED EP 16 AND THEN WROTE MOAR FIC

I NEED TO STOP WRITING FIC

ALSO I NEED EUNSANG/YOUNGDO PORN LIKE YESTERDAY


//sobs


Where is my active Heirs fandom that Princess E promised me?! I should be swimming in E/Y porn by now, instead of cuddling up with my Eunsang angst alone, trying to rewrite canon so that it hurts more doesn't hurt so much.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER STOP WRITING ALL OF THE FIC

ALSO I NEED EUNSANG/YOUNGDO PORN LIKE YESTERDAY

SO SAID WE ALL TBH

/sobs with you

There is a handful of fic for the show @ AO3 and ff.net and a bit on Tumblr, but you're right, NO PORN. UNACCEPTABLE.

(EP 16 WAS THE EPISODE OF PAIN. YOU'RE NOT ALONE, YOU'RE NEVER ALONE.)

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

LIKE I EVEN HAVE A CHOICE ANYMORE!


(Seriously how INSANE is their sexy hot chemistry? I felt like she was ready to jump Youngdo when he pushed her against the wall in the broadcast office... meanwhile when Tan starting making out all over her I literally shouted "RAPIST" at the screen because that scene was so terrifying. HOW IS TAN NOT THE WORST SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS SHOW.)

/sobbing continues


It seems like ao3 is more concerned with BoNa (WHICH IS UTTERLY ACCEPTABLE) and Rachel/Youngdo (ALSO ACCEPTABLE) but for fuck's sake - EUNSANG IS GETTING SHAFTED BY THE WRITERS CAN'T WE PLEASE HELP HER!?


(I want the series to end on Tan crying in that empty apartment. This is my dream.

OR FOR THE IDIOT TO MOVE HIS MOM INTO IT BECAUSE THAT POOR DARLING HAS BEEN TERRORIZED FOR 18 YEARS BECAUSE OF HIS EXISTENCE, THE LEAST HE CAN DO IS GET HER THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE.)

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

I love everything you choose to be tbh.

(I SHOULD NOT HAVE ENJOYED THAT BROADCAST ROOM SCENE AS MUCH AS I DID but it was just the right brand of PAIN AND AWFUL for me negl)

re: Tan kissing Eunsang in the last episode. SO MOTHERFUCKING GROSS. AND SHE LOOKED TERRIFIED TOO? I DO NOT COMPREHEND HOW THE SHOW THINKS SHE IS SECRETLY INTO IT.

Co-fucking-signed re: MOAR Eunsang fic. I wish I were not fic-blocked rn so I could write her. /o\

OR FOR THE IDIOT TO MOVE HIS MOM INTO IT BECAUSE THAT POOR DARLING HAS BEEN TERRORIZED FOR 18 YEARS BECAUSE OF HIS EXISTENCE, THE LEAST HE CAN DO IS GET HER THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE.

RIGHT?? #29310 thing that shits me off about Tan is how there has been no acknowledgment that his "outing" her as his real mother was totally disrespectful towards her and completely selfish on his part. Ugh, Tan.

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

THAT BROADCAST ROOM SCENE WAS DISGUSTINGLY SEXY AND IT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN. ((they need to stop with their chemistry because it wounds me))

I DO NOT COMPREHEND HOW THE SHOW THINKS SHE IS SECRETLY INTO IT.
//pets you

This is why I write fic, tbh

Tan is a shit to his delightful mom. My heart to that woman, I love her more than is even halfway reasonable.

[woobloo.livejournal.com]

THIS POST IS LIFE.





Cats are life, really. Superior creatures as always.



Here is my fuzzy kitty who is the softest most lovely creature imaginable. She also is an enormous tease and loves to bother any who cross her path just for the fun of it, and refuses to have her picture taken on the simple grounds that I would like to take a good picture of her. But she is super loving and sweet and the bestest basically.

Your cat is flawless as well tbqh. *pets your cat*

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

I AM HEARTENED BY THE AMOUNT OF CAT WORSHIPPERS ON MY FLIST. VERY GOOD.

Your cat sounds like a bro, especially wrt her aversion to getting her photo taken. She may continue.

And thank! I shall pass on the compliment. ^^)

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

How dare you tbh you have killed me with this post, I am dead from cute i cannot physically handle all of this cute i am typing this from the afterlife

Here i pay you back:









(also ur cat is fucking adorbs; cats are superior, men are inferior, it is known. My friend once dated a guy while she had a cat and the cat used to piss on his side of the bed when he stayed over)

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

\o/ MURDER BY CUTE WAS INDEED MY PLAN \o/

ARE THOSE CATS SWIMMING IN THE BATH? :O :O :O

(ty I will pass on the praise to Pixie)

My friend once dated a guy while she had a cat and the cat used to piss on his side of the bed when he stayed over

Good tbh.