negative entropy

[ever_neutral]

howdy

i still owe this website an actual post but in the beantime as tommy pickles would say:


1) re: my last post

to the people who voted in favour of "shaking my head":



mess.

to those who voted in favour of hate: god is with you.


2) since everyone is doing this meme that i created exactly 2 years and 4 months or so ago (recognise) i figured i might as well bring it full circle to remind us all who really runs this sorry crib. so with no further ado:

HOW THE FUCK DID WE BECOME FRIENDS? : the meme.

(operates as implied)


3) WHAT KIND OF SEAMLESSLY CONSTRUCTED ORCHESTRAL MELODIC BALLAD/ELECTRONIC DANCE HYBRID MASTERPIECE?


… IS IT TOO EARLY TO CALL SONG OF THE YEAR (anywhere)? BECAUSE.

when that bass dropped? reader, i birthed a fucking child.

tl;dr this band is the reason god invented pop music; nothing to see here.


((((P.S. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK NOT ONLY GOD BUT ALSO JESUS. TAKE ME TO CHURCH, YOUR FAVES WISH THEY COULD (BUT THEY CAN'T), &c.&c. """""""second best"""""""" vocalist my HAIrY SPLeEN. I WILL FIGHT YOU.))))

(would i get into a knife fight over this? probably.) #biases are serious business


k bye

Comments

[horatios.livejournal.com]

do you not shake your head as you sit at your computer?! i love you man but i gotta say that's a cold, empty existence you're leading there.

re: #2,



thanks for the music recs!

also, are you alive? prolly yes and that is good. how are you? how is life? are you still in new york? how was new york? are you still doing creative writing? DID YOU CUT ME OUT OF YOUR CREATIVE WRITING FILTER. the last one is a rhetorical question. answer appropriately, preferably not with the answer that will make me cry.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

of course i shake my head at virtual flops. that doesn't mean "shaking my head" should be an actual acronym especially when the same letters could stand for the violently superior "so much hate". [breathes heavily]

#2: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS GIF MEANS.

I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO KPOP. DON'T FUCK WITH ME, EMMA.

i came back from new york ages ago and never told anyone because i was immediately jumped by post-grad. so yes, writing continues to be the extent of my life, although i haven't been sharing it with people at large (BUT LOL @ YOUR PANIC, YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME SEDATIVES IMO).

[fluffyfrolicker.livejournal.com]

+ I had a talk with El who explained to me the sheer horror she felt at people using smh to mean "shaking my head". I obviously suck at remembering internet slang so i had no idea what smh was, BUT I AM JOINING the so much hate train, even if it's late to do so.

+ also obviously El made me watch some Infinite video, I LIKED THEM. i'm not unhealthily obsessed or anything, but the boys are pretty and they dance!

+ I will not answer your meme because you already answered my meme which is the same meme because why not.

+ REMEMBER WHEN WE MET AND THERE WERE STARS IN OUR EYES.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

+ LISTEN. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. WE WERE TRAUMATISED. I HAVE THE BACKLOG OF FURIOUS CHATS TO PROVE IT.

But it is NEVER too late, God is with you, etc.

+ EL SENT ME YOUR WHOLE CHAT. I'M STILL SCREAMING ABOUT IT. YOU THINK THEY'RE PRETTY. :'( :'( :'(

+ Succinctly and articulately summarised IMO.

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

but the boys are pretty and they dance!

I don't even know what to do.


shh if we all remain very, very still Doris will join us. goddamn it no sudden movements

[une-jonquille.livejournal.com]

The song of the year is probably either "Red Light" or "Manyo Maash" or possibly "Seoul" BUT this comeback is the gift of the year, SINGING!RAPPER LINE 4ever, my muse/life destroyer/last hope handling the transitions, Nam Woohyun owning all our souls, &c &c. You can tell Woollim is getting more comfortable since they're letting the guys express actual human emotions again.

* no truly the way this year should end is with total destruction by SHINee, Onew rising from surgery like a fucking phoenix, I hold out hope.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

IDK what "Manyo Maash" is but fair enough re: "Red Light" and "Seoul". AND IKRRRRRRRRRR @ WOOLLIM STEPPING UP THEIR GAME. I'm so happy that I can officially stop referring to Infinite as a dance(/vocal) group in lieu of A DANCE/VOCAL GROUP, U FEEL? [single manly tear]

Prayer circle forever for Lee Jinki. D:

[ellievanna.livejournal.com]

SMH I WILL USE IT HOWEVER I WANT (though Eléonore guilt tripped me into starting to change)

i'm 99.9% sure we became friends after i semi-stalked you for months like the creepy lurker i truly am and then probably commented on one of your posts? i think i've repressed my memory of it out of embarrassment but it's how i usually somehow end up making friends.

I AM PLEASED TO INFORM THAT IT DID NOT TAKE A MONTH (more like another day) AND THAT I AM NOW COMPLETELY SOLD ON BACK i can hear it in my dreams play it on my funeral etc etc IT'S SO GOOD.

give me a call and i'll back you up in that knife fight.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US IF U SHAKE

lol, i thought it was actually i who added you here some time after we started following each on tumblr (over buffy, prob), but your version is cuter.

I AM NOW COMPLETELY SOLD ON BACK

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

EMBRACE THE LIGHT.

give me a call and i'll back you up in that knife fight.

you are forgiven for the shaking. (on a related note, i once saw someone on tumblr describe woohyun-biased people as towering masses of rage and hatred -- never has this been more apt, god bless us, etc..)

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

Women Love Fest. And then you made me meet, like, 500 people. And got me seriously into writing fic in English. And made me write meta.

Actually, I think that everything I did in the last 3 years (!!!) can be classified as your fault.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

That's beautiful.

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

((((P.S. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK NOT ONLY GOD BUT ALSO JESUS. TAKE ME TO CHURCH, YOUR FAVES WISH THEY COULD (BUT THEY CAN'T), &c.&c. """""""second best"""""""" vocalist my HAIrY SPLeEN. I WILL FIGHT YOU.))))

MY KINGDOM FOR A STILL-CAM SO THAT I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THAT GLORIOUS CHOREO! GOOD FUCKING THANK YOU.


((did you see woohyun touch hoya's shoulder? why did this moment slay me actually dead? BECAUSE SWEATY WORK OUT BROS THAT'S WHY))


Let's just continue to wail about Woohyun, kk? Why is he the way he is? WHY DON'T I FIND HIS MELODRAMATIC SINGING IN THE CORNER WITH FLAILING ARMS ANNOYING? WHY IS THIS MOMENT SO GODDAMN ENDEARING?

Fuck him that's why.




______________________________________________________


*ahem*


How did we meet?

Fuck if I know.

I want to blame Marta - but chances are you followed the crowd when gabs threw Buffy fandom at me and said "please play nice I like her" ... bless her...

xoxo

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

THE FLOP CAMERAWORK DURING INFINITE'S STAGES IS MY ACTUALFAX SUPERVILLAIN ORIGIN STORY. #JUSTICEFORINFINITE

did you see woohyun touch hoya's shoulder?

YES, THAT WAS SO UNNECESSARY. BUT HE DOESN'T DO IT IN EVERY PERFORMANCE, SMH. D: D: D:

WHY DON'T I FIND HIS MELODRAMATIC SINGING IN THE CORNER WITH FLAILING ARMS ANNOYING? WHY IS THIS MOMENT SO GODDAMN ENDEARING?

BECAUSE VOICE IS WHY. The reason I was sucked into this black pit at all.

(That said, I live in genuine terror for his overworked vocal cords (and overworked body in general -- we are fast approaching Paradise levels of anorexic unhealthiness). He needs at least a 3 month vacation to rest his voice and wean himself off the amphetamines.))

As I said to Doris, it would seem that we sprang fully formed from the head of Zeus as one. Let it be known.

♧♧♧♧♧♧♧♧♧

[ceciliaj.livejournal.com]

Hi Alex! It's Alex. We are friends cause we have the same name. I like you! I like hearing things about you being alive and doing things!

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

EVERYONE WITH MY NAME IS A BRO, INDEED. Good to see you too being alive~! Hope all is well in your parts.

[pocochina.livejournal.com]

(1) Perhaps "shaking [one's] head" is a passive-aggressive understatement for "so much hate," as with how "I'm unimpressed" can mean "this makes me want to set myself on fire."

(2) (1). (1) is why we are friends.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

(1) smh that you have to bring reason into this.

(2) AND ALSO BECAUSE OF YOUR WESSAYS. :')

[lynnenne]

HOW THE FUCK DID WE BECOME FRIENDS?

I'm pretty sure you left a very kind comment on one of my Spike/Angel fics and I friended you, or you friended me. Then TVD happened and I loved you.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

Tru, I've had my moments of stalking. (AT LEAST SOMETHING GOOD CAME OUT OF TVD. < / 3)

[vergoldung.livejournal.com]

1) basically



(pls appreciate the beauty of hoydemort bc you have no idea of the lengths i had to go to in order to code that bitch from my phone seriously why is it so difficult to get a basic image address???)


2) so the moment i stopped being pressed about our friendship status? R1997 t b h aka that time where i'd learned from my previous mistakes in impatience and plotted your undoing very meticulously

and i love how you signed away your life btw
"lol. ok. shoot."
so i did because your wish is my command and my heart is a smoking gun ♥

in other words:
- Que faut-il faire? dit le petit prince.
- Il faut être très patient, répondit le renard. Tu t'assoiras d'abord un peu loin de moi, comme ça, dans l'herbe. Je te regarderai du coin de l'oeil et tu ne diras rien. Le langage est source de malentendus. Mais, chaque jour, tu pourras t'assoir un peu plus près.

(The point, darling, is nothing's fun when you're gone.)


...DID YOU EXPECT LESS GREASE FROM ME BECAUSE LOL




3) are there people out there who seriously believe that gyu is first vocal tho.......i have a hard time believing it tbh

DEEP DOWN EVEN THE BLINDEST GYUSTANS KNOW THE TRUTH (AND YOU KNOW THIS IS WHY THEY BE SO MOTHERFUCKING PRESSED ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT ISNT WOOGYU -- they recognize that namu needs to be overshadowed at all costs)

i have nothing else to add. song of the year, you know my feels. (it's a tie with red light for me. but a tie is still numero uno, so.)

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

1) i see you've conquered your fear of hoydemort. well done. every post needs a hoydemort.

2) no one knows it better than i. :|

my heart is a smoking gun ♥



you even quote the little prince in french AND MY OWN WORDS @ me.



...DID YOU EXPECT LESS GREASE FROM ME BECAUSE LOL

i am the random dude at the side averting his eyes.

3) you have such a positive spin on fandom's inability to differentiate nasal straining from classical training (that's a rhyme). god bless ur unwavering optimism.



red light = girl group song of the year, back = dude group song of the year, it is sorted.

[sissimoc.livejournal.com]

\o/ you did it !!! (This is not over, I'm waiting for step 2!)

How did we become friends ? The Good Wife. And the message I spend hours on HTML coding correctly for it to be evil and then realising that you cannot HTML code PM -__- I was so mad because my message turned out so not!evil

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

:'( :'( :'(

I was so mad because my message turned out so not!evil

As I said to another previously

[rosaxx50.livejournal.com]

1) Lol. This is why I stayed out of the conversation.
2) Much stalking of your womenlovefest Elena entries.
3) Lol.

But also

wow

thank you for the recs

now i have more songs to listen to where i understand 0% of the lyrics, along with theme songs to C-Dramas.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

I

WAIT

WHAT

[inhale exhale]

YOU LIKED IT?

(IWASNOTEXPECTINGTHAT.GIF)

(((I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER YOU SAYING YOU DIDN'T GO FOR UPBEAT POP)))

Um, so yeah, Eleonore is now telling me to link you this playlist we concocted for moments such as this. Some of which may also be to your taste, since there's plenty more where that came from. PLS ENJOY AT WILL. NO PRESSURE.

/runs away headless