velociraptor trash

I hope all you TVD peeps are still partying it hard over at softly_me 's free-for-all. Yeah, I've got my eyeball on y'all. 

In related news: Dear Lord. Is it just me, or is Damon/Elena fucking impossible to write? (Yeah, probably just me.) They... do not want to cooperate. Like, at all. Ruining my fandom and TV life, and now my ~writing skillz. LIFE RUINERS. I HATE THEM BOTH. 

By which of course, I mean, I choked out two ficlets, both variations of: Damon and Elena take off after Stefan; awkward angst ensues.

looking something close to tragic

cross my arms and hope to die

To ~whom it may concern, I've been writing a few random things for stainofmylove 's most recent prompt meme, am re-posting here for consistency's sake. \o/

( my heart is black and my body is blue (ats, lilah/wesley, "and i'm losing my favourite game") )

( come crashing in (skins, cook/effy, "words are meaningless, and forgettable") )

( that's no excuse for the state i'm in (tvd, damon/katherine, "darling heart, i loved you from the start") )

Also, HAHAHAHA ANOTHER MEME WHY NOT.

easy as burning.
harry potter, hermione granger, ron/hermione
post-deathly hallows, 1,143 words.
a/n: a belated v-day gift for mollivanders . hope it pleases! (this is domestic fic. what have I become.)

( a tale so old she knows it off by heart )

They Don’t Write Songs About The Ones That Don’t Break Your Rules (Or 13 Times Hermione Granger Doesn’t Necessarily Succeed At Following Her Own, And One Time She Metaphorically Throws Them Off The Astronomy Tower)
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron/Hermione
PS-DH, 2,179 words
A/N: MY IDEA OF A BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO LAUREN. I should also warn that the following is unbeta-ed, and written in approximately two hours, and also my first time with these kids, so POSSIBLY TERRIBLE.
There has never been much elegance in their dance, because she is who she is, and they are who they are, and they don’t write love stories about the ones that never get it right.

( Or do they. )

 So, yeah, meme's on hold for a few days while I try and focus on the other kind of writing.

Currently I'm being very daunted by brutti_ma_buoni 's offering for winter_of_faith starring Faith (duh) and Wesley and Illyria. (Dude. My three favourite humans/ancient entities in the one fic. DUDE.)

And am subsequently having a very furrowed brow about my own one in the works. So I've been filling some neglected prompts over at winter_of_faith 's non-canon Harry Potter ships ficathon to get in the zone. And because right now Harry Potter is ~TAKING OVER MY BRAIN. 

And now I'm realising that I have finally lost my Harry Potter fanfiction-writing virginity (EVERYBODY DOES EVENTUALLY), and my first experience involved Tom/Ginny. 

Well hey. *pats self on back* (I blame deadsies .)