001. it's the cats' world and we're just living in it

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And so we commence the December meme of meta!

Of course, what better way to start than with cat worship. For upupa_epops' prompt.

They're highly portable.






And more athletic than you.




Contrary to their haughty exteriors, they can bro it up with any species.




They're highly expressive.





Soft power is their jam.


Human: Listen to me.
Cat: No, listen to me.


They have musical inclinations (my brethren).




And an eye for fashion.






Noses.




They are objectively the best looking house pets and generally speaking one of the best looking species in existence. THEY ARE BETTER LOOKING THAN MOST HUMANS.




Some Vogue bullshit.

Obviously, my cat is the prettiest of them all.



Certainly, he is prettier than 99% of the dudes I know irl. Ugh, men are inferior.


THEY HAVE THEIR OWN GODDESS. YEAH, BITCH.





You will bow.


And finally

Sabrina the teenage witch owned one. Your argument is invalid.



Amen.


Now let's finish with a cat spam.














I rest my case.

Comments

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

I bow to this post. I bow to you. I bow to your cat.

[horatios.livejournal.com]

You make a thoroughly irrefutable case. Pixie is prettier than all the humans that I know also.

Now I miss my cat. /sigh

[ellensmithee.livejournal.com]

There are not enough cats in this post! I want to see ALL the cats! FAIL.

[molly_may]

Everything here is 100% fact. I will now spend a ridiculous amount of time scrolling through this post again and again so that I can look at all the kitty pictures and gifs.

[stainofmylove.livejournal.com]

This post makes me so happy. Cats are everything the end.

[bogwitch.livejournal.com]

Cat pics are always welcome.

[lynnenne]

I kinda hope you posted this on tumblr, because this totally deserves to go viral. And I say that as a dog person.

[catteo.livejournal.com]

This post is the best post. You have basically just brightened my otherwise fairly grim-looking Monday morning by about a thousand fold. And now my cat is trying to perv on the laptop screen. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[silverusagi]

[xx-pinkstar.livejournal.com]

so superior tbh, better and more talented than 89% of all people I know. You also forgot their squishy squigy feet which are cuter than 100% of all people I know.

My cat once brought a woodpigeon 3x the size of it and put it outside my door and miowed until I came out to see it, what man could ever top the dedication lbr.

[rosaxx50.livejournal.com]

Damn it Alex the cuteness is killing me.

Your cat is indeed the cutest.

(Well, except for these kittens my brother found on the side of the road a few weeks back but I digress)

[ceciliaj.livejournal.com]

omg. when I picture you, I picture salem :)

[verdant_fire]

yes yes truth. I approve of this post wholeheartedly. Also, I love Abyssinians. imho, they are even more beautiful than the average cat, which is saying something. And yes, I am that breed of nerd that can discuss the merits and faults of various cat breeds, because I have loved cats since I was tiny. But do not speak to me of Persians, Sphinx or Munchkin cats, as they are human perversions of the glory of cat-kind.

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[angearia.livejournal.com]

a good post. yep.

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

A KITTENFACE WITH A KITTEN MY HEART!


*ahem*


Once, my ex's very old and wizened kitty (by the name of Trevor may he be terrorizing kitty heaven as we speak) was told that he'd been rather lazy lately. He balefully glared his accuser in the eye and sauntered outside. Minutes later he reappeared with a LIVE bird in his mouth. Set the injured prey on the ground at the foot of the human who dared accused him of being anything less than perfect. And then left the room. For his work was done and naps.

RIP Trevor cat.


((I wish I had pictures of his perfection, but I fear they have all been lost. He was a true hero.))

[woobloo.livejournal.com]

THIS POST IS LIFE.





Cats are life, really. Superior creatures as always.



Here is my fuzzy kitty who is the softest most lovely creature imaginable. She also is an enormous tease and loves to bother any who cross her path just for the fun of it, and refuses to have her picture taken on the simple grounds that I would like to take a good picture of her. But she is super loving and sweet and the bestest basically.

Your cat is flawless as well tbqh. *pets your cat*

[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

How dare you tbh you have killed me with this post, I am dead from cute i cannot physically handle all of this cute i am typing this from the afterlife

Here i pay you back:









(also ur cat is fucking adorbs; cats are superior, men are inferior, it is known. My friend once dated a guy while she had a cat and the cat used to piss on his side of the bed when he stayed over)