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And so we commence the December meme of meta!
Of course, what better way to start than with cat worship. For
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upupa_epops' prompt.They're highly portable.
And more athletic than you.
Contrary to their haughty exteriors, they can bro it up with any species.
They're highly expressive.
Soft power is their jam.
Human: Listen to me.
Cat: No, listen to me.
They have musical inclinations (my brethren).
And an eye for fashion.
Noses.
They are objectively the best looking house pets and generally speaking one of the best looking species in existence. THEY ARE BETTER LOOKING THAN MOST HUMANS.
Some Vogue bullshit.
Obviously, my cat is the prettiest of them all.
Certainly, he is prettier than 99% of the dudes I know irl. Ugh, men are inferior.
THEY HAVE THEIR OWN GODDESS. YEAH, BITCH.
You will bow.
And finally
Sabrina the teenage witch owned one. Your argument is invalid.
Amen.
Now let's finish with a cat spam.
I rest my case.
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Date: 2013-12-01 01:55 pm (UTC)Now I miss my cat. /sigh
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Date: 2013-12-02 01:02 am (UTC):( /virtual hugs
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Date: 2013-12-02 01:13 am (UTC)*clings*
ETA: My reply makes no sense! I forgot about this post and when I saw this I'd imagined that you'd replied to my comment re: the NO!!!TP of Fail. Whooooooops.
Ofc. cats are superior beings ect. ect.
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Date: 2013-12-02 01:42 am (UTC)Anyway, good.
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Date: 2013-12-02 01:50 am (UTC)Cats are love, obviously.
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Date: 2013-12-01 03:28 pm (UTC)This post makes me so happy. Cats are everything the end.
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Date: 2013-12-02 01:13 am (UTC)As always, you understand me.
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Date: 2013-12-02 01:20 am (UTC)And now my cat is trying to perv on the laptop screen. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Don't make me blush.
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Date: 2013-12-01 08:50 pm (UTC)My cat once brought a woodpigeon 3x the size of it and put it outside my door and miowed until I came out to see it, what man could ever top the dedication lbr.
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Date: 2013-12-02 01:27 am (UTC)My cat once brought a woodpigeon 3x the size of it and put it outside my door and miowed until I came out to see it, what man could ever top the dedication lbr.
!!!!!!!!!! I bow.
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Date: 2013-12-01 09:05 pm (UTC)Your cat is indeed the cutest.
(Well, except for these kittens my brother found on the side of the road a few weeks back but I digress)
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Date: 2013-12-02 01:29 am (UTC)You worship my cat appropriately. You may continue your existence.
(!!!!!! Did your brother take them in????)
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Date: 2013-12-02 03:09 am (UTC)*ahem*
Once, my ex's very old and wizened kitty (by the name of Trevor may he be terrorizing kitty heaven as we speak) was told that he'd been rather lazy lately. He balefully glared his accuser in the eye and sauntered outside. Minutes later he reappeared with a LIVE bird in his mouth. Set the injured prey on the ground at the foot of the human who dared accused him of being anything less than perfect. And then left the room. For his work was done and naps.
RIP Trevor cat.
((I wish I had pictures of his perfection, but I fear they have all been lost. He was a true hero.))
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Date: 2013-12-02 08:04 am (UTC)O_________O and HEE @ Trevor's fabulousness. Respect. May he be king of the kitty afterlife forevermore.
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Date: 2013-12-02 09:00 am (UTC)(ps- THE HEIRS HAS OFFICIALLY DESTROYED ME I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE PLEASE SEND HELP)
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Date: 2013-12-02 09:04 am (UTC)WHAT HAPPENED
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Date: 2013-12-02 09:11 am (UTC)I NEED TO STOP WRITING FIC
ALSO I NEED EUNSANG/YOUNGDO PORN LIKE YESTERDAY
//sobs
Where is my active Heirs fandom that Princess E promised me?! I should be swimming in E/Y porn by now, instead of cuddling up with my Eunsang angst alone, trying to rewrite canon so that it
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Date: 2013-12-02 09:18 am (UTC)NEVER STOP WRITING ALL OF THE FIC
ALSO I NEED EUNSANG/YOUNGDO PORN LIKE YESTERDAY
SO SAID WE ALL TBH
/sobs with you
There is a handful of fic for the show @ AO3 and ff.net and a bit on Tumblr, but you're right, NO PORN. UNACCEPTABLE.
(EP 16 WAS THE EPISODE OF PAIN. YOU'RE NOT ALONE, YOU'RE NEVER ALONE.)
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Date: 2013-12-02 09:24 am (UTC)(Seriously how INSANE is their sexy hot chemistry? I felt like she was ready to jump Youngdo when he pushed her against the wall in the broadcast office... meanwhile when Tan starting making out all over her I literally shouted "RAPIST" at the screen because that scene was so terrifying. HOW IS TAN NOT THE WORST SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS SHOW.)
/sobbing continues
It seems like ao3 is more concerned with BoNa (WHICH IS UTTERLY ACCEPTABLE) and Rachel/Youngdo (ALSO ACCEPTABLE) but for fuck's sake - EUNSANG IS GETTING SHAFTED BY THE WRITERS CAN'T WE PLEASE HELP HER!?
(I want the series to end on Tan crying in that empty apartment. This is my dream.
OR FOR THE IDIOT TO MOVE HIS MOM INTO IT BECAUSE THAT POOR DARLING HAS BEEN TERRORIZED FOR 18 YEARS BECAUSE OF HIS EXISTENCE, THE LEAST HE CAN DO IS GET HER THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE.)
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Date: 2013-12-02 09:46 am (UTC)(I SHOULD NOT HAVE ENJOYED THAT BROADCAST ROOM SCENE AS MUCH AS I DID but it was just the right brand of PAIN AND AWFUL for me negl)
re: Tan kissing Eunsang in the last episode. SO MOTHERFUCKING GROSS. AND SHE LOOKED TERRIFIED TOO? I DO NOT COMPREHEND HOW THE SHOW THINKS SHE IS SECRETLY INTO IT.
Co-fucking-signed re: MOAR Eunsang fic. I wish I were not fic-blocked rn so I could write her. /o\
OR FOR THE IDIOT TO MOVE HIS MOM INTO IT BECAUSE THAT POOR DARLING HAS BEEN TERRORIZED FOR 18 YEARS BECAUSE OF HIS EXISTENCE, THE LEAST HE CAN DO IS GET HER THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE.
RIGHT?? #29310 thing that shits me off about Tan is how there has been no acknowledgment that his "outing" her as his real mother was totally disrespectful towards her and completely selfish on his part. Ugh, Tan.
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Date: 2013-12-02 10:06 am (UTC)I DO NOT COMPREHEND HOW THE SHOW THINKS SHE IS SECRETLY INTO IT.
//pets you
This is why I write fic, tbh
Tan is a shit to his delightful mom. My heart to that woman, I love her more than is even halfway reasonable.
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Date: 2013-12-02 08:53 am (UTC)Cats are life, really. Superior creatures as always.
Here is my fuzzy kitty who is the softest most lovely creature imaginable. She also is an enormous tease and loves to bother any who cross her path just for the fun of it, and refuses to have her picture taken on the simple grounds that I would like to take a good picture of her. But she is super loving and sweet and the bestest basically.
Your cat is flawless as well tbqh. *pets your cat*
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Date: 2013-12-02 12:17 pm (UTC)Your cat sounds like a bro, especially wrt her aversion to getting her photo taken. She may continue.
And thank! I shall pass on the compliment. ^^)
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Date: 2013-12-03 11:30 am (UTC)Here i pay you back:
(also ur cat is fucking adorbs; cats are superior, men are inferior, it is known. My friend once dated a guy while she had a cat and the cat used to piss on his side of the bed when he stayed over)
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Date: 2013-12-03 12:31 pm (UTC)ARE THOSE CATS SWIMMING IN THE BATH? :O :O :O
(ty I will pass on the praise to Pixie)
My friend once dated a guy while she had a cat and the cat used to piss on his side of the bed when he stayed over
Good tbh.