001. it's the cats' world and we're just living in it

[ever_neutral]

And so we commence the December meme of meta!

Of course, what better way to start than with cat worship. For upupa_epops' prompt.

They're highly portable.






And more athletic than you.




Contrary to their haughty exteriors, they can bro it up with any species.




They're highly expressive.





Soft power is their jam.


Human: Listen to me.
Cat: No, listen to me.


They have musical inclinations (my brethren).




And an eye for fashion.






Noses.




They are objectively the best looking house pets and generally speaking one of the best looking species in existence. THEY ARE BETTER LOOKING THAN MOST HUMANS.




Some Vogue bullshit.

Obviously, my cat is the prettiest of them all.



Certainly, he is prettier than 99% of the dudes I know irl. Ugh, men are inferior.


THEY HAVE THEIR OWN GODDESS. YEAH, BITCH.





You will bow.


And finally

Sabrina the teenage witch owned one. Your argument is invalid.



Amen.


Now let's finish with a cat spam.














I rest my case.

Comments

[woobloo.livejournal.com]

THIS POST IS LIFE.





Cats are life, really. Superior creatures as always.



Here is my fuzzy kitty who is the softest most lovely creature imaginable. She also is an enormous tease and loves to bother any who cross her path just for the fun of it, and refuses to have her picture taken on the simple grounds that I would like to take a good picture of her. But she is super loving and sweet and the bestest basically.

Your cat is flawless as well tbqh. *pets your cat*

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

I AM HEARTENED BY THE AMOUNT OF CAT WORSHIPPERS ON MY FLIST. VERY GOOD.

Your cat sounds like a bro, especially wrt her aversion to getting her photo taken. She may continue.

And thank! I shall pass on the compliment. ^^)