001. it's the cats' world and we're just living in it

[ever_neutral]

And so we commence the December meme of meta!

Of course, what better way to start than with cat worship. For upupa_epops' prompt.

They're highly portable.






And more athletic than you.




Contrary to their haughty exteriors, they can bro it up with any species.




They're highly expressive.





Soft power is their jam.


Human: Listen to me.
Cat: No, listen to me.


They have musical inclinations (my brethren).




And an eye for fashion.






Noses.




They are objectively the best looking house pets and generally speaking one of the best looking species in existence. THEY ARE BETTER LOOKING THAN MOST HUMANS.




Some Vogue bullshit.

Obviously, my cat is the prettiest of them all.



Certainly, he is prettier than 99% of the dudes I know irl. Ugh, men are inferior.


THEY HAVE THEIR OWN GODDESS. YEAH, BITCH.





You will bow.


And finally

Sabrina the teenage witch owned one. Your argument is invalid.



Amen.


Now let's finish with a cat spam.














I rest my case.

Comments

[xx-pinkstar.livejournal.com]

so superior tbh, better and more talented than 89% of all people I know. You also forgot their squishy squigy feet which are cuter than 100% of all people I know.

My cat once brought a woodpigeon 3x the size of it and put it outside my door and miowed until I came out to see it, what man could ever top the dedication lbr.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

True, how could I forget such a thing. Perhaps I should edit.

My cat once brought a woodpigeon 3x the size of it and put it outside my door and miowed until I came out to see it, what man could ever top the dedication lbr.

!!!!!!!!!! I bow.